I don't like Rubik's cubes. They're very complicated. I get all excited by their bright colours and then get mad after two minutes when I can't do it. But I do like those bright colours. So naturally, I like these salt and pepper mills:
It's only the top bit that works, so you won't get angry while you're eating your chips.
They're £11.99 from Totally Funky. And they are indeed, totally funky.