Domestic Sluttery: Window shopping at Republic online

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Window shopping at Republic online

Now, I don't wear dresses. When I wear dresses, terrible things happen. I'm not exaggerating. Last time I wore a dress, I fell out of a helicopter.

But if I was to wear a dress, I might wear this large-spotted cocktail dress from Republic. It's fluffy. It's froufy. It's everything I'm not. It's also only £29.99, and would be perfectly accessorised with a life jacket and a personal alarm.

Like I said, when I wear dresses, terrible things happen. So safety first.

6 comments:

SianyApr 9, 2009 06:04 AM
More information needed please, Robyn! Y'know, you can buy parachute dresses from All Saints. Kill two birds with one stone. Fall out, float to safety.
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OrbynApr 9, 2009 06:43 AM
I was in Vegas. Champagne had been taken. 'Nuff said methinks ;)

Parachute dresses! I'll checkemaht. I'd quite like a speedboat dress if anyone's invented them yet.
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SianyApr 9, 2009 07:24 AM
Here ya go:

http://www.allsaintsshop.co.uk/all-saints-clothing/womens/Dresses/Parachute_Long_Dress/

You wouldn't make a very good Bond Girl, I fear. You'd get your evening dress caught in all the gadgets.
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OrbynApr 9, 2009 07:44 AM
I think I'm more of a Q than a Bond anyway. That can work though. Utalitarian chic, right?

Thanks for the parachute link! Little did I know when I woke this morning that I would type that sentence.
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SianyApr 9, 2009 07:46 AM
"Last time I wore a dress, I fell out of a helicopter."

I never thought I'd read this in my life time.
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OrbynApr 9, 2009 07:50 AM
STAY SAFE. BE A TOMBOY. Yessireebob.
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