Wednesday, 30 May 2012
Cunting: Incredibly rude bunting.
This is the kind of twee that will get my attention in the run up to the Jubilee. It's British! It's patriotic! I'm getting involved! It's sweary and it's brilliant.
Fucksticks. One of the very best swear words. It's used a lot when I spill tea all over my desk.
Tits are pretty brilliant. Tits bunting is even better.
Cunting bunting isn't cheap - prices start at £25. But it's all handmade and as the 'fuck, this is pricey' page states, 'basically, it's a shitload of work'. Too right. I think I like my Jubilee party celebrations with extra tits and fucksticks.
Thanks to Dave Haste for the tip. He wrote a whole chunk of Londonist's ebook of pub crawls. That would be a fine activity for the long weekend.