Monday, 28 May 2012
I do like children but if you leave them unattended, they eat your biscuits, they play in your make-up and they spritz your Chanel all over the place. Even the good ones get up to mischief when you're not looking. They've all got very sticky fingers.
The obvious answer is to sell them to the circus. Do you remember Enid Blyton's circus books? I loved those and immediately wanted to go and live with an aunt and uncle who just happened to be a juggling clown couple (my aunt is actually a solicitor, I don't think she can juggle). This adorable print reminds me of those books. It's by Swedish duo One Must Dash and it's available exclusively from Bodie & Fou next week for £35.
That's about the going rate for a small circus child, I believe.