And then my colleague sent me a link to this corgi statue which costs TWO THOUSAND POUNDS.
"Availability: low stock" says Selfridges. The idea of people actually buying this monstrosity - which comes in two other variations, illustrated for your viewing pleasure below - is too much to comprehend, so I can only hope that Selfridges bought one of each, and that is why the stock is low. Although actually, that would probably be Availability: very low stock. Oh sweet Jesus - what if they've bought two?
|Sitting corgi statue|
|"You may also like: Standing corgi statue." I do not like, no.|