|Asos Premium Midi Pencil Dress in Forest Print, £100|
Now, you know how I feel about body con dresses and their surprising wearability. As long as you suck your stomach in (or wear Spanx), you can be pretty much any shape and look amazing in it. But you really do have to suck it in or you look like a tragedy sack.
The other tragedy about this dress is that it's £100. Deep wail. However, I have my eye on a number of dresses on Asos, and Monsoon, for when the sales come round. And that, my dear, is the time to pounce on this scrummy, unearthly gorgeous frock.