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Erm, excuse me ASOS lady, would you mind not being so slinky in this Diesel dress please? It's really distracting. Gosh I love this dress. It'll make me look six foot tall, I know it. And we all know that flashing a bit of back is sexier than cleavage. This is £110 and it actually looks like it'll keep you warm while making you look bloody fabulous.
OK, Anusha's offering is still a little office party-ish. But it's more 'oh, this old thing? I always swan about looking like a damn movie star' and that's a look I'm more than happy to go with. It's £139 though. Damn. My Garbo dress dreams will have to wait.
I was tempted to show you a sequin number from Topshop, but then I spotted this satin t-shirt maxi. I love the shape. Love it. It's £58, which is a bargain. Just don't swish about near any open fires. You'll go up in flames like a Christmas pudding.
Zara are basically winning at the high street at the moment. I'm ALL OVER their coats, their bags and their shoes. This maxi dress is £69.99 and it's the loveliest of them all.