Right, I've decided it's officially cold enough to do December hibernating.
Not properly like the animals, obviously (as if I'd sleep through Advent calendar month!) but on those nights when you've had a terribly long day, you are now completely allowed to curl up with soothing black and white movies, a hipflask full of blackberry rum and a plate of winter spice and whisky brittle shortbread.
The icing on this very snuggly, indulgent cake is the perfect festive onesie, and I've been on the hunt for one - for all our sakes. I've yet to meet an adult that can't be won over by a garment that keeps you toasty from your head to your toes, so these should also make the perfect I'm-sorry-I-ate-all-your-Advent-Calendar-chocolates gift. Or, you know, Christmas present.
I'm afraid Next don't win any prizes for subtlety with this reindeer all-in-one, but the mink-and-pink design just looks too comfy to resist. It's £34.
When it comes to festive patterns, this grey Christmas print onesie from River Island has one of the absolute best designs I've found if you'd rather keep your Christmassy print on the more tasteful side. You can pick one up for £30.
If I were a bit richer, or if I won exactly £149.99 on the pools, I would head straight to ASOS and nab this gorgeous onepiece Lillehammer onesie. The pinkness just adds to the warm-and-cosiness in my view, but if it's a bit too girly you can also pick up the design in navy.
If you're a bit in love with the Lillehammer one but are about to throw a massive strop because you can't afford it (as I did) then fear not! Boohoo have the solution in the form of this utterly lovely Ruby Reindeer onesie. It's supersoft fleece, plus it has great big white pompoms (hooray for pompoms!) - and the best part is it's the cheapest of the lot at £25. I think I have my winner.
Lastly, if you're looking for something less festive, I have found a favourite I couldn't resist showing you. Sick of reindeers? How about zebras: River Island come up trumps again with a pink zebra patterned onesie for £30. I think I might have to pick this one up ready for January.
Are you as in love with onesies as I am? What's your design of choice? Let us know in the comments.