On the first day of Christmas, Domestic Sluttery gave to me... a massive Christmas box and a free range turkey! (That nearly rhymed.)
It just wouldn't be Christmas without us giving away a turkey. But this isn't just any turkey (can you hear our best advert voice?), this is a Donald Russell Ultimate Christmas Turkey Box. This competition prize couldn't be more festive if we kidnapped Santa and popped him in the post. You get a gorgeous free range turkey, a Christmas pudding, some stuffing AND everyone's favourites - pigs in blankets. That's an amazing present to kick off our 12 Days of Christmas competitions!
So how do you win all of this tasty food? Just tell us in the comments below: what are you having for Christmas dinner? Turkey might be traditional, but we know some of you like to break tradition and we want to hear about it! Are you planning on sticking with poultry and having goose or duck, or are you going for something even more exciting? We want to hear about it, even though it's going to make us hungry.
Since it's the first Christmas competition, you'll get an extra entry if you tweet as well. Just tweet "Hey @domesticsluts for Christmas dinner I'm having <insert tasty thing here> #DomesticSlutteryChristmas"
The competition closes at midnight tonight - UK time - and we'll announce the winner (picked totally at random using one of those nifty internet things) in tomorrow's competition - you've got twelve days of Domestic Sluttery Christmas presents to look forward to.
Good luck everyone!
Oh yawn, small print (read it). The competition will close at midnight (UK time) December 3rd. You must be UK based to enter, sorry you lovely overseas readers. If you're anon your entry won't count and if you enter more than once, we'll discount all of your entries and tell you off. The winning entry will be chosen at random and you must claim your prize by the 7th or it'll be passed to someone else. We're not allowed to enter our own competitions but Siany is planning on living on roast potatoes for the next month.