Wednesday, 5 December 2012
On the third day of Christmas, Domestic Sluttery gave to me... a pair of cushions from Hunkydory Home!
Because we're not actually allowed a sausage dog in Sluttery HQ (we've sulked about this a lot), sausage dog cushions are provoding an excellent distraction. These Hunkydory Home sausage dog cushions have one half of the sausage dog on each side, so we're giving away both!
Here's a close up of the front:
And the back. (The tail!)
To win these awesome cushions (worth £70 for the pair), just leave us a comment below telling us about your Christmas nativity plays. Were you Rudolph? Did you audition for Mary and then that mean girl with the plaits got the part instead? Was there a live birth? (No, wait, that was a TV show.) We want to hear all of your stories!
You've got until midnight tonight to enter, and we'll draw at random and announce the winner in tomorrow's competition.
Who won the Something voucher? It was Amy!
"My Nana is the most difficult to buy for, mainly because she doesn't like anything. My parents always sneak in early and get her practical presents she can't sniff at — toilet seats, a mobile phone, a freeview box — leaving me flailing in the mist trying to find something she won't hate. I have yet to succeed.
Also, she gets us the WORST presents. When I was 14 she got me a pack of three tea towels. She gave my 38 year old brother hair minimising cream. My mum got a kilo of sugar. Last Christmas she had no idea what she'd gotten my boyfriend — she'd won something in the raffle and decided it would do for him. We all found out what his present was together on Christmas Day (a flannel and lily of the valley soap, if you're interested).
Amy, just email us and tell us where to send your prize (don't share it with your gran). Good luck today, everyone!
Oh yawn, small print (read it). The competition will close at midnight (UK time) December 5th. You must be UK based to enter, sorry you lovely overseas readers. If you're anon your entry won't count and if you enter more than once, we'll discount all of your entries and tell you off. The winning entry will be chosen at random and you must claim your prize by the 7th or it'll be passed to someone else. We're not allowed to enter our own competitions but Siany played a Christmas tree rather brilliantly.