Friday, 11 January 2013

Animal Espresso Pots For A Cheerful Cuppa


There are fleeting moments in my life when I believe I'm a fully-fledged grown up. These moments usually involve tax returns, parking and speeding fines, mortgage statements, and my friends getting divorced (or - *gasp* - remarrying). So, like, all REALLY boring stuff. The rest of the time, thankfully, I am basically a 7-year-old trapped in a 33-year-old's body. No more so than when I saw these animal espresso pots by Mario Mazzanti on Fab. This is the noise I made:

Aaagggghhhhnnnnnnyyyyyeeeeeewwwwwweeep! 

They're £28 each, reduced from £54.50 (I know. Mental). I must own one NOW. This pup is a cutie, and no mistake - perfect for helping you brew up a delicious cappupccino. But... BUT:


THERE'S A PIG! Oink oink. Hamericano, anyone?


Being a right-minded person, I know that cats trump all the other animals, so this is the espresso pot for me. This ginger fellow will help you on your quest for a morning miaowcchiato.

If you're as childish as me, and you don't mind your stove-top turning into a pet shop/petting zoo, you've got two days until this sale ends. Happy coffee drinking! 

Disclaimer: I accept only limited responsibility for the quality of the puns in this post. Other people may have assisted during an emergency 'Animals and Caffeinated Beverages Pun Brainstorm'. Basically, the ones you laugh at are mine.

6 comments:

  1. Oh god. Hopping onto that link led to me discovering pizza scissors. I had no idea such a thing existed! Brilliance!

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    1. Isn't it?! I might buy some pizza scissors. Such a good idea.

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  2. Oink oink. Hamericano, anyone?

    You should be ashamed :P

    But I do want one now even though I don't actually drink coffee, it would look nice on the counter.

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    1. Ha ha! Not guilty - that one was someone else's work!

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  3. Are you sure that was the designer? I saw these on fab but didn't take my chance when I should and I've been looking for them for ages!
    Mario Mazzanti takes me straight to books on Amazon and it was only by chance that I got to your blog *sigh*

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  4. Are you sure that was the designer? I saw these on fab but didn't take my chance when I should and I've been looking for them for ages!
    Mario Mazzanti takes me straight to books on Amazon and it was only by chance that I got to your blog *sigh*

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