The thing is, despite them looking like they belong in a Vegas drag queen's dressing room (always a decor look I try and emulate), they're £315. Not for a couple. Each. And I'll be honest with you, I'm going to need more than one. Despite the fact that they're 2 foot tall.
In fact, I might need several.
This little lot would set me back a whopping £1260. Still, it's a lot of over the top glam for south London.