Monday, 11 February 2013

The Secret Life of Pets: Tiny Confessions Posters



Ever wondered what your pet is thinking? Of course you have. It's hard not to speculate what's going through your dog's mind when he's bypassing his Pedigree Chum in favour of intently chowing down on a slipper and Barbie's left leg. And what is your cat plotting when you find her under the dining room table, surrounded by her contraband stash of carefully stolen Kirby grips?

New York artist, writer and comedian Christopher Rozzi has delved into the minds of all our furry friends to bring us his Tiny Confessions poster series, currently on sale at Fab. This Basset Hound would tell us, if he could, that his hangdog expression conceals an unexpectedly passionate heart. 


Oh, Poppet. Don't worry. Every other cat on the planet is just as batshit crazy as you. Or catshit crazy, perhaps.


YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, RABBIT FEATURES.




This seems like an excellent way to express my feelings. Do you think I'll get away with wildly lying around at work? In the supermarket? While waiting for the bus to turn up? I think so. 


No, neither do we, little Chinese Crested dog. Neither do we. 

The Tiny Confessions Fab sale ends in three days, and there are 40 different posters to choose from, each £11 (marked down from £15). If you miss the sale, check out the full range of Tiny Confessions posters in Christopher Rozzi's Etsy store.

11 comments:

  1. I LOVE THESE SO MUCH! Here's my confession: I read this at the weekend (one of the perks of writing for DS is getting sneak previews of new posts). I am concerned about my nosiness about Laura B's posts *hangs head*

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    1. I knew you would love them! Your secret is safe with me; you're protected by the Seal(s) of Confession: http://goo.gl/29tYV

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  2. No sausage dog? Missed opportunity. :(

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    1. I was sad about the lack of sausage dog. I think they'd be saying 'I don't really like it when you laugh at my little legs, it gives me a complex.'

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    2. Anon and Sian - there's a sausage dog in his Etsy store selection: http://www.etsy.com/listing/109140745/dachshund-5x7-print-of-original-painting?

      It's funny. All about the little legs, as predicted!

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  3. LOVE! These are so cute! Alas, since I can't have pets anymore I think they would look silly on my wall. But great gifts for my friends that do!

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    1. Oh Emma, that's not true. Get them anyway. We can all appreciate how ridiculous animals are, even if they can't live with us.

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  4. These are amazing. I think this may be my favourite... http://www.etsy.com/listing/78164850/serious-cat-5x7-print-of-original?ref=cat_gallery_7

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  5. This has given me SO MUCH JOY. The Chinese crested dog print is just priceless; I laughed for ages. These are going to look epic on the fridge.

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