Ever wondered what your pet is thinking? Of course you have. It's hard not to speculate what's going through your dog's mind when he's bypassing his Pedigree Chum in favour of intently chowing down on a slipper and Barbie's left leg. And what is your cat plotting when you find her under the dining room table, surrounded by her contraband stash of carefully stolen Kirby grips?
New York artist, writer and comedian Christopher Rozzi has delved into the minds of all our furry friends to bring us his Tiny Confessions poster series, currently on sale at Fab. This Basset Hound would tell us, if he could, that his hangdog expression conceals an unexpectedly passionate heart.
Oh, Poppet. Don't worry. Every other cat on the planet is just as batshit crazy as you. Or catshit crazy, perhaps.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, RABBIT FEATURES.
This seems like an excellent way to express my feelings. Do you think I'll get away with wildly lying around at work? In the supermarket? While waiting for the bus to turn up? I think so.
No, neither do we, little Chinese Crested dog. Neither do we.
The Tiny Confessions Fab sale ends in three days, and there are 40 different posters to choose from, each £11 (marked down from £15). If you miss the sale, check out the full range of Tiny Confessions posters in Christopher Rozzi's Etsy store.