We Domestic Sluts greatly enjoy a novelty cookie cutter. From 3D dinosaurs to Pac-Man, jigsaws to safari animals - sometimes we want our delicious biscuits to be anything but round.
And I suppose we should have seen this coming - if dinosaurs can be brought back from extinction, it figures that a zombie biscuit uprising was on the cards. Anything is possible in Cookieville. These zombie cookie cutters from Firebox have emerged from the grave, and a set of three classic poses costs a non-apocalyptic £9.99. When not in use, the cutters have the added benefit of looking like the chalk outlines of dead bodies at a crime scene, or some very unfortunate dancing Jelly Babies.
Quick! They're on the loose! We need to buy them before the undead take over. Let's eat them before they eat us! Lock the doors and start baking.
Do you have a vast cookie cutter collection like us? Do you keep an inventory of them like Nigella does? What's your favourite/weirdest/newest cutter? And what would you do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? I think biscuit-baking is definitely being added to my list of survival strategies.