The perfect shift dress, £75 from Plumo.
The perfect grammar pedant mugs. £39.95 from The Literary Gift Company.
The perfect parrot earrings. £150 at Liberty.
The perfect floral skirt. £40 from Oasis. Which we'll wear with these perfect but not very photogenic ankle books.
The perfect Eames trays. From £25 at Graham & Green, but selling out quickly. They're also slightly more pricey but available from Amara if you don't want to wait. We don't want to wait.