Completely in love with rude notebooks at the moment. Well, I say at the moment, but really I mean "all the time because I am immature and fond of bad words."
If you need to kick yourself into touch, get a notebook that shouts at you.
This one is £3 plus 50p shipping from London-based Etsy store Lilybetart.
If you REALLY need to be shouted at by stationery, let these notebooks empower you with swears. They're $16.98 (£10.47) for a pack of two including postage from Cool Material.
Sod off I'm thinking. Correct! This is £15 from mypipsqueak on Folksy, and once you've finished your notebook, you can remove the cover and put it on your next one.
I love this so much I can't even. People I want to punch in the face is £6.32 plus £1.90 postage from Etsy. NOW WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN.