Welcome to the 2014 Winter Sales Olympics Opening Ceremony.
*dangerous face water*
*framed photo of Vladimir Putin for every reader*
|French Connection print dress, £38 (was £62), ASOS|
|Dove shirt dress, £51 (was £85), People Tree|
|Owly sweater, £28 (was £46), Sugarhill Boutique|
tl;dr: this jumper has owls on it.
|BDG Fair Isle jumper, £20 (was £42), Urban Outfitters|
|London Rebel Barnaby brogues, £30 (was £45), ASOS|
Luckily for me, the computer thought its fantasy feet were a size 8, so I'll be able to help out and take the brogues off its hands.
OH. It doesn't have hands either.
If you are a country type, may I suggest you buy these check Hunter wellies from Office? Aren't they super? If you are a town type who sometimes walks their dog in a field, I will permit you to buy them also. If you are a city type over the age of 7, I'm afraid that I cannot condone the wearing of wellies in an urban environment, unless you work at a zoo. Go and buy those silver brogues instead. Shoo. And if you are 7 or under, well, I feel I must warn you that sometimes we tackle adult content here in the Sales Spy, and also we often use rude words like 'ganglion' and 'growlery'.
I've wanted a Lomography camera for ages. This little one is particularly cute because GLITTER! It's the Liberace of the camera world. I'm not even going to think about wear and tear, the constant pesky bits of glitter all over your face, the fact that it'll snag your delicate dresses. Nope. Go away, thoughts! TRA-LA-LAAAAAA.
I have some Urbanears headphones. Mine are Harris Tweed and I love them. These are a special Pendleton edition, and they're woolly and wonderful, and inspired by the Native American blankets the company has been weaving since 1909. Plus they do actually make tunes sound good. Well, not tunes that already sound awful. Like that stupid song about trumpets. Or anything by Avicii. They're not magical unicorn headphones.
|Hunter check wellies, £90 (was £135), Office|
|Lomography Diana Mini camera, £25 (was £55), Urban Outfitters|
|Urbanears Plattan Pendleton headphones, £60 (was £80), Urban Outfitters|
Bought owt nice this week?