Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Design Porn: F***ing Brilliant Swear Word Socks

 

"Swearing isn't big and it isn't clever," say irritating people who have yet to discover the sheer joy of the word 'fucktard'.

These swear socks from those filthy minds at Firebox are the absolute business, and the good news for me is that, unlike most female novelty socks, they fit up to a size 10. HELLO! We start with my absolute favourite: these sunshiny, happy, inspirational message socks telling you to "carpe the fuck out of this diem". Really, if Robin Williams had just said that, then the Dead Poets Society would probably have come to a happier conclusion.


Perfect for a rainy day, or just when you're feeling a bit crap - Fuck This Shit socks are available to pre-order and will be in stock on April 23. Happy birthday Shakespeare! King of the inventive swears.

(I would advise on not wearing with these shoes. Or indeed, going anywhere near these shoes. These belong in kindergarden in the 80s.)


I can't believe I'm going to say "and these are the more muted option" about pink socks with a cat and SOCK WHORE written on them, but that is the case with these genteel leg options for the lady who has a penchant for foot furnishings.

All these socks are £7.99 and will fill you with colourful blue joy from here til eternity, or they die, whichever comes first. You know how these dogs just can't even? I just can't even about these socks.

2 comments:

  1. Fucktard is one of my most used words in my vocabulary - it covers most bases I think!!! ;) Socks are great!

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  2. fuck yeah, wants all the sweary socks :-)
    Would love some sweary gloves for winter too - how about "fuckin' freezin'" or "blimey, brass monkeys"?

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