It's time to sale away in a beautiful pea-green boat! I have the honey, the money, the small guitar, and I'm pretty sure I know where we can find a Piggy-wig. We may be away for some time, though. Possibly a year and a day? Can you get it off work? Yeah? Okay. Hop in.
I forgot to tell you that we'll have to get married, too. I'm guessing you're fine with that.
|Peter Jensen Rabbit dress, £47.60 (was £68), People Tree|
RABBITS! So many rabbits. Clearly they've been breeding, as behoves them. The lesser-known Scribble Face rabbit is particularly fecund, as we can see here. Little buggers.
|Botanical Garden dress, £25 (was £50), Sugarhill Boutique|
|Forum heels, £69.95 (was £118), Anthropologie|
|Senso Fado flats, £52 (was £128), ASOS|
I have more success with jazzy toes, so hurrah for these Senso Fado flats, which have 60% off in the ASOS sale (I am not a natural maths person - I'm still learning my times tables at 34 - so I'm very proud of working out that percentage). I'm enjoying the cowboy-esque toe and the matte pink snakeskin. If you enter the code GIMME15 at the checkout any time between now and 8am on Monday, you'll get an extra 15% off. I'm not working it out for you. I am mathematically exhausted.
|Cat skirt, £11 (was £16), ASOS|
|Archival Collection No.2 Pencil skirt, £67.95 (was £98), Anthropologie|
Ah! I'm having vivid and painful flashbacks to the time I visited the Pencil Museum and it was cruelly closed. I bet the whole thing is upholstered in pencil fabric. The silver lining here is that I can now wear a pencil pencil skirt when I finally get to go. Again. When it's open. Pfft.
|Set of four Freda spice canisters, £14.40 (was £18), Habitat|
|Alessi Tigrito cat bowl, £35.65 (was £47.50), Mulberry Hall|